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By Seth MacFarlane

From the writer of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.

Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is bored stiff with the cruel lifetime of the yankee frontier, the place it kind of feels every little thing and whatever can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. whatever known as "toe-foot." Even a visit to the outhouse. definite, there are one million how one can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it good judgment. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert makes a decision to struggle back—even although he can't shoot, experience, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a stunning gunslinger who's tricky sufficient for the either one of them. regrettably, she's married to the most important, meanest, such a lot jealous bad-ass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply came upon 1000000 and one how you can die within the West.

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But canoeing is one outdoor activity that thrives in Michigan’s southern environs as well. In fact, rivers of markedly varying sizes and temperaments thread all through the southern part of the state, providing paddlers with an abundance of water options. These range from the west side’s Grand River, the state’s longest stream at more than 300 miles, to the Huron River, an easygoing, heavily trafficked ribbon of water that cuts through Michigan’s eastern ramparts. Southern Michigan’s rivers may not offer the thrills and spills of their cousins to the north, but they still provide paddlers with ample opportunity to leave traffic jams and deadlines far behind.

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The Pinckney Recreation Area has eight miles of bridle trails. The trails here are not as extensive as those at Waterloo, but you On Snow n 53 can take guided horseback tours through the area via nearby Hell Creek Ranch. Call the ranch at % 734-878-3632 for more information. On Snow Camping & Accommodations Waterloo offers four camping areas. The two main ones are lakeshore facilities with all the modern amenities. The Sugarloaf Lake Campground has 180 open sites, a boat launch, and a small beach area; it can be reached by taking Kalmbach Road north from I-94, then turning west on Cavanaugh Lake Road.

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